Saturday 13th November 2010
Rovers’ v Newcastle
Key events
Early Kick-off for kinks!
Kick off – 8.45 am for the rest of the squad
Falcons’ manager (if he can call himself that) Merry attended the Rovers’ tour to take note and learn what team socialising was all about!
Hambo couldn’t wee whilst others’ were around – so he went in cubical and even though all alone, due to others’ laughing outside he still couldn’t go...weird bloke!
On the plane...Iain was next to a stewardess who was doing the emergency demonstrations – unfortunately this was the closest he would ever get to a female all weekend!
Jacko lost a bet and had to go up to a classy lady and chat her up, he asked if she comes here often...she grabbed a friend for back up and walked away laughing – he was clueless in knowing it was a cheesy chat up line!
A rough vile man in the form of a tramp walked passed Merry and stabbed him in the hand with a heroin needle
Hambo and Coxy pretended to be Coops’s helper in front of a girl who fancied him!
Hambo feel asleep on the roulette machine at the casino
Jacko wore Jonny’s coat in the club and he became arrogant and self absorbed, just like Jonny! At the same time Rich Adams was in top form, having a ball and cracking jokes!
Tom Herbs was telling a local that some farmers have very good jobs! Whilst Jonny was getting insulted by some scank whilst waiting for the mini bus!
Travis pulled – left her in taxi as he went to get some money for the taxi from Herbs back at the hotel - returned to pay and the lady and the taxi HAD vanished.
On the night of the ‘best of enemies fight – Haye v Harrison’, Tom Price and Mark Herbert done all they could to recreate this fight back at the hotel, with head butts to the shoulders the main talking point!!
4am – old haggard lady in her night-ware, knocked on the door Coxy opened the door, she asked for a fag, before Coxy could reply, Mark Hebs told her where to go, telling her to f*** off before I rip your f****** eyes out you f****** ugly s**g!!!
4.30am – Coxy is sick, thrown up all £18 of his McDonalds meal – very loud!
5am - in the morning Connie Hopkins rang Tommy Hopkins – he starred at the phone, answered it without speaking, starred at it again, again not saying a word – whilst she was shouting Tommy, Tommy, Tommy Hopkins -why aren’t you talking, say something, Tommy...he was still starring, he then put his head on the pillow and went to sleep with Connie still on the phone screaming next to him! Merry heard it all and eventually cancelled the call!
As Coxy was asleep on the floor, he was in the way of Tom Price who needed the toilet; the obstacle in the form of Coxy was too difficult for Tom to overcome – resulting in him wetting himself! And shaking it all over Coxy before getting back into bed.
The next day...
Hambo shoves a chicken piece in Coops face - Coops is then sick in KFC!
Iain seems to have caught Jacko’s syndrome – at KFC, he was asked if he was eating in or taking away – Iain responded by saying ‘yep!’ Whilst it was standard Jacko – would you like anything else with your meal...Jacko replied ‘yes I’m eating in!’
Coops begins to tell a story and bangs his head on mini bus window... ouch! And also drinks a bottle of sprite, which Herbs gave him - although Herbs actually found it lying on the mini bus floor left there by a complete utter stranger!
Jacko said he was speaking to a lady on the plane who says she works for a company who makes airplane jet engines - although she actually worked for a company who makes sandwiches! He further explains that she was quite nervous because her company has made mistakes when making the engines; although she was actually nervous because the actual mistake her company made was using ham filling instead of chicken!
In the airport toilets in front of the mirror Hambo got caught wetting his fingers and then brushing down his eye-brows and his hair!
Tour finishes at 4pm! With kinky’s tour finishing the same time...the following day!!!!
Ratings
Coxy 9, Kinks 9, Mark Herbs 9, Coops 10, Jacko 9, Hambo 9, Jonny 9, Tom Herbs 9, Tom Price 10, Iain 9, Merry 9, Travis 9, Tommy Hopkins 9, Rich Adams 1,
Man of tour: Coops for just being Coops and Tom Price – the world’s worst drunk!
Starring
Jack Cooper
Iain Tyler
Pete Hambling
Rich Cox front view haha fair play the boy thinks alot of himself
Rich Cox back view fair play he takes the p**s out of himself too!!!!
Martin Gulliver
Mark Herbert
Jon crossed with Rich Adams
Travis Leon
Jack Fairbairn
Tommy Hopkins
 Tom Herbert  Jon Williams (kissing Mark)
And finally Tom Price
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